Reject if depressed

Yes, my dear readers, this is the advice I saw printed on the top of a jar. Reject if depressed.

But what does it mean? Should I reject somebody if they are depressed? Surely that would only drive them deeper to despair! Or does it refer to when I feel depressed? But if so what is it that I must reject?

I am confused.

Anyway, this jar of free balti sauce is good. Lloyd Grossman, whoever you are, you bespectacled respectacled cooker, you know your sauces.

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  1. Rachey's avatar

    I think it’s a bit harshed to reject the depressed immediately. It’s usually a good idea to have a sniff first. 🙂

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  2. mahesh's avatar

    you must reject lloyd Grossman’s saucey advances. Just say no!! As you would to cigarettes, hard drugs, alcohol, and fat women..

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  3. jill's avatar

    he would never say no to fatima!!!

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  4. naz's avatar

    She ain’t fat, she just big-boned!!!

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