LOTR: A conversation.

1: Hey guys, we’ve got this epic quest ahead of us.

2: Yeah, better start packing, it’ll be a long walk.

1: Walk? Can’t we just call the eagles and get it boxed off this afternoon, like, pronto?

2: Nah, we’ll walk.

1: You DO know if we walk there’ll be mountains to climb, rivers to cross, forests to brave, caves to dare.. not the mention the Trolls, and Black Riders, and Goblins, and Orcs, and Goblins, and Uruk-Hai, and Stone Giants, and Wargs, and Crebain, and Mamukil, and Azog, and Bolg, and the Balrog, and Shelob, and Morgoth, and the Witch-King, and Nazgul, and Khamul, and Gothmog, and Ungoliant….
Let’s just call the eagles, hey?

2: Nah, we’ll walk.

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Book queue

I’m loving Wool by Howey, Hugh at the moment, 400 more pages to go and then these are the books I have acquired that are lying about waiting to be read:

  1. An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth by Hadfield, Chris.
  2. The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Joyce, Rachel.
  3. The Particle at the End of the Universe by Carroll, Sean.
  4. The Black Swan: The impact of the highly improbable by Taleb, Nassim Nicholas.
  5. Philosophy: The Classics by Warburton, Nigel.
  6. Another Bloody Love Letter by Loyd, Anthony.
  7. Harvest of Time by Reynolds, Alastair.
  8. Grammar for Grown-ups by Fry, Katharine & Kirton, Rowena.
  9. The Inside Track: Paddocks, pit stops and tales of life in the fast lane by Humphrey, Jake.