FOR SALE: Keyboard. Original Kensington ValuKeyboard circa 500 BC belonging to Confucius. Genuine antique! Custom-built quote generator – “Man who buy keyboard very keyed in”. Made in China, complies with FCC standards. Free Abacus software with purchase.

Also for Sale: Magellan’s GPS navigator, GARMIN GPS 152, robust, bright yellow. 12 parallel channel GPS receiver loaded with a database of city maps (needs updating).