here’s what the internet dragged up in three clicks. Quite varying opinions..

“Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.”

“What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.”

“Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.”

Robert Frost is more to the point, perhaps..

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.”