This is my first post!!!

And what follows has no relevance to that or anything for that matter…

When I turned 18… my brother, whom you better know as Nazir, played Skid Row’s “18 & Life”… and then he played “Sweet Lil’ Sister” by the same band… don’t really know why that came to me mind, but it did. So there. Period. Fullstop.

Now, 8 years later… (has it really been 8 years Agu??? Damn!! You’re old! ;)) he asks me to write some shit for his blog. Actually lays down all the ground work for me as well. And what do I do? I type this nonsense…

That can be explained like this. I’m his full sister. Which means he shares, on an average, 50% of my genes. He got 50% of my dad’s and 50% of me mom’s genes. I did too. My hypothesis is that he got all the “beneficial” ones while I got stuck with the redundant ones. If you just took a look at our respective legs and noses, you’ll know what I’m talking about… hence, I have no idea what I’m typing. He got the “I-know-what-to-type-at-the-drop-of-a-hat” genes, you see?

So there… I’m excused from all pretense of being a genius, of being self-aware to a large extent, and of being a good writer.

Basically, I have nothing to say. But keeping my brother’s wounded feelings in mind, I promise to write whenever I have anything interesting to share with y’all.

So, here’s a lame end to a lamer beginning…
Cheers!
And keep that head banging!
Y? aka Yasmin aka Yass-hole…