Is Heaton Park the biggest park in Europe?? Someone claimed that, and I immediately countered with “What about Brandenburg Park?” As if I know where the Dilbert that park is, but I had to say something. Gotta go google it now. Ok, Heaton’s one of the biggest municipal parks in Europe. 640 acres, 25% of the green space of Manchester. Also found out that Brandenburg Park is actually a business park in Berlin, so I was obviously just BS-ing. People who know me will find that very unusual.