Thursday nights are the bestest. Mock the Week with Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis; Saxondale with Steve Coogan and then That Mitchell and Webb Look with that Mitchell and Webb. Oh how I laughed!

Wednesday wasn’t bad either, with England drubbing Russia. But that’s not a constant feature, more’s the pity (and why didn’t I get to see the goals from Wales, Scotland, Eire and N.Ireland) And Tittybangbang? Puh-lease, that’s utter crap and nonsense.

Tuesday I was out in South Tanzania with Bruce Parry and his Tribe, which is always an absolute pleasure. And there’s always Gavin and Stacey to lighten things up after.

Monday was a bit slow; I was tired, and had a zillion things to do that I’d carried over from t’weekend, so the telly was suitably non-engrossing apart from University Challenge.

And there’s Phoenix Nights today, that Peter Kay’s a Mental! What’s he like, eh? Garlic Bread!