Police bust world ecstasy ring

(Headline of a news report in The Independent.)

I can’t believe it! What rotten party spoilers those police are!!!

Could there be anything more exciting and enthralling than a World Ecstasy Ring?? Ecstatic people across the globe, coming together and holding hands in peace and brotherhood!

What? That kind of ‘ecstasy’?? And that kind of ‘ring’? Oh.

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  1. Ioannis's avatar

    You can totally see someone in police HQ trying to put a spin on an insignificant drugs-related arrest.

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