Police bust world ecstasy ring

(Headline of a news report in The Independent.)

I can’t believe it! What rotten party spoilers those police are!!!

Could there be anything more exciting and enthralling than a World Ecstasy Ring?? Ecstatic people across the globe, coming together and holding hands in peace and brotherhood!

What? That kind of ‘ecstasy’?? And that kind of ‘ring’? Oh.