“Jeez Louise, you giving birth in instalments or what?”

also known as

“A kidney here, a liver there, it all adds up you know”

We’ve all heard of key-hole surgery. It minimses unsightly scars and is less invasive than the old cut-n-spread technique so beloved of doctors and Viktor Frankenstein. But now you can have ‘natural orifice’ surgery. Here’s the science bit: Doctors at John Hopkins have removed a lady donor’s kidney via her wazoo. Yes, thats via her lady bits. You know, “down there”. The Unmentionables.

Yes indeed. New Scientist is calling it the Final Frontier. No, I’m not making this up.

Here’s a totally random sentence I picked from the blog:

“A string attached to the bag allowed them to pull the bag and kidney out of her vagina.”

I’d pay to see a trick like that. Derren Brown, are you listening?

According to the lead surgeon Robert Montgomery “the procedure could encourage more women to donate their kidneys.” Hmmm….. let’s visit that quote again;

“A string attached to the bag allowed them to pull the bag and kidney out of her vagina.”

Course it will encourage them Dr. Course it will.

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