I used to think that the idea of everybody believing the same thing was preposterous.
But now I’m coming around to it.
Imagine the whole world united, believing the same thing!
Everybody in harmony.
Everybody in touch with their better self.
Everybody reading the same
Over and over again.
Everybody in tune with the right opinion, handed down.
Everybody eating pancakes on a Tuesday.
Everybody munching beaver during Lent
Everybody doing the same damned thing.
(Oops, can’t say “damned”)
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Imagine you try to do a Jihad on your neighbour, and he’s doing one on you!
Imagine you go knocking on someone’s door, and meanwhile they’re round at yours, knocking away as well!
What a kerfuffle!
But a price worth paying to see everybody bowing their head in the same direction.
Some art will have to burn.
Couple of museums as well, actually.
And yes, there will be those oddballs that will need dunking to check for witch-hood.
Hellooo! Oddball Alert!
I can’t believe nobody’s tried this before(!)