Amphibians?

What chance of success does an hour-long programme on amphibians have?

But yesterday there was some amazing wildlife telly from the BBC, with Attenborough leading from the front.

I learnt how the male African bullfrog can build canals with his back legs and how baby blind worms eat their mother’s skin to gain ten times their body weight.

And there was some brilliant footage of red-eyed tree frog tadpoles developing in a cluster on a leaf and wasps raiding them for food.

Next week on Life in Cold Blood: Lizards!

Taking the High Horse along the Low Road

Yesterday I was talking some nonsense down the phone about an “egg in the black box” solution. Bush has another mixed metaphor

“The senator has got to understand if he’s going to have — he can’t have it both ways. He can’t take the high horse and then claim the low road”.

–George W. Bush
Florence, SC
02/17/2000
on Sen. John McCain, speaking to reporters

The EU Treaty? What’sthatthen?

Apparently there might be referendum held on the EU Treaty in Bolton West, which is Secretary of State Ruth Kelly’s constituency.

A television crew went out on the streets of Bolton to survey the public’s concerns.

This is what a butcher said live on evening news telly – “I’ve heard about the EU, but not about the treaty”

STOMP!

Going to see a percussion group called STOMP! at the Lowry Theatre. They are rumoured to be really something else. This is a follow on from the great Kodo Drummers I saw at Bridgewater Hall in 2006 and my first introduction to stage percussion, a really energetic German group whose name I forget in Weimar’s Kunst Nacht a couple of years earlier.

Lotto Rapist Ruling

Once again the structural ambiguity inherent in the English language rears its confusing head in this BBC News 24 headline.

What kind of pervert rapes the Lotto, and why is he ruling?

Full story on the BBC site.

He shall bear them as the ass bears gold…

A very cynical passage from my all-time fav by Shakespeare- ‘Julius Caesar’.

Background:- Anthony has given his speech rousing the Romans against Caesar’s assassins. He now sits with Octavius Caesar and Marcus Lepidus (forming The Second Triumvirate) deciding who might oppose them and thus needs to be eliminated. When Lepidus is sent on an errand, Anthony makes clear what he thinks of Lepidus.

Exit Lepidus.

ANTONY. This is a slight unmeritable man,
Meet to be sent on errands. Is it fit,
The three-fold world divided, he should stand
One of the three to share it?

OCTAVIUS. So you thought him,
And took his voice who should be prick’d to die
In our black sentence and proscription.

ANTONY. Octavius, I have seen more days than you,
And though we lay these honors on this man
To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads,
He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold,
To groan and sweat under the business,
Either led or driven, as we point the way;
And having brought our treasure where we will,
Then take we down his load and turn him off,
Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears
And graze in commons.

OCTAVIUS. You may do your will,
But he’s a tried and valiant soldier.

ANTONY. So is my horse, Octavius, and for that
I do appoint him store of provender.
It is a creature that I teach to fight,
To wind, to stop, to run directly on,
His corporal motion govern’d by my spirit.
And, in some taste, is Lepidus but so:
He must be taught, and train’d, and bid go forth;
A barren-spirited fellow, one that feeds
On objects, arts, and imitations,
Which, out of use and staled by other men,
Begin his fashion. Do not talk of him
But as a property.

Everything is Illuminated

I’m talking about the book by Jonathan Safran Foer that I’m currently reading. It was gifted to me by a dear friend in Bangalore, and I only started reading it a couple of days ago.

What can I say about it?

The closest I can come to it is that is is as wacko as Joseph Heller’s Catch 22, as bittersweet as Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being (or Immortality) and as funny as a centipede crawling across the bare soles of your feet (I obviously couldn’t remember a funny novel in time).

There’s narration, flashbacks, and also the author and his Ukranian translator conduct dialogues between each other, face-to-face and through letters. The translator has been gifted a Thesaurus; unfortunately noone instructed him in its use. Hilarious results ensue.

And as if that weren’t enough, as a special treat to me it is chock-full of Ukranian word puns that I’m not sure many readers are getting.

Read it.

Travel Bug 2

Sorry, couldn’t upload any photos, been so busy and all that.

Actually, I tried with Flickr and they said I had reached my maximum free amount (a measly 200 pics) and tried to sign me up for a $30 account. Me being a long time customer of Flickr with a highly developed sense of loyalty, I promptly jumped to Picasa but found out I couldn’t download their software to the work computer. Apparently our tech admin doesn’t trust us with such priveleges because we’re some moronic breed of imbeciles, or worse, timewasters who will download stuff from the internet.

Apart from important stuff of course.

Travel Bug

I have received pics of my little motorway jaunt in India, I’ll be posting the pics on Flickr and Facebook soon as I can so all of you can vicariously share in the enjoyment.

Next trip seems to be emerging as Vietnam in September, initial thoughts with Rayk are Hanoi to Ho Chi Minh over three weeks. Let’s see about rallying more of our troops so we can invade that country. This will not be a typical jaunt for all us ISOMers, I should imagine, and though we’ve sallied forth in the past a trip to Vietnam will herald a new era of maturity, forward planning and sensible travelling.

Or we might just go get high in Amsterdam 😛

Apart from two work-related trips, one to Dubai and one skiing somewhere in Les Chalet on Les Mountains in Les France, there’s nothing else for this year. The Vietnam trip obviously means that the trip to Beijing for the Olympics 2008 will be cancelled, but it seems it will work out to be too expensive and difficult, with billions of people descending upon the city for the event. Plus all the tourists!! 🙂

Using other doors

I see a sign on a shop in Piccadilly Station every morning that says

“Please use other doors”

I am perplexed.