I have a saying –

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well”

But then I also have a saying –

“Nahh, it’s not really worth doing mate”

I wanted to videoblog about Yeltsin to commemorate his passing away on the 23rd. I found a video clip on youtube where he was rocking on a stage.

Unfortunately technical problems did not allow this. WordPress, get it fixed you muppets!!

You can see the clip I’ve mention here: Yeltsin’s drunk dance.

Bye bye Boris!

A man died a day after running the London Marathon.

This does not mean necessarily that his death was marathon-related. But, as Russ-from-the-office so elegantly (and compassionately) put it, if it was related then that’s a hell of a case of Athlete’s Foot.

P.s. I have the feeling you may be hearing a lot about Russ-from-the-office. He’s Johnny’s housemate, system designer for the company and a real funny nutter.

“So you’ve got all your ducks in a row
Have you figured out what you owe
Until you settle your bill
It won’t let you go

Careful what you’ve bought
And don’t you look to no warranties
You own what you have wrought
Ain’t no money-back
Money-back guarantee”

-Blues Traveler

Ali told me two people were cautioned by police in the UK for stealing wireless connections. He didn’t have all the details of the story, so I had to log on to the BBC by piggybacking on my neighbour’s connection.

A means to an end.

Here it is – Internet Theft

It’s a victimless crime!!

Can’t beat a bit of old kebab in the morning!!

(not an euphemism for the old lady)

I spoke to the Kazakh Embassy in Almaty today. ‘Twas weird talking formal Russian, I was always more of a street-lingo speaker. Guess I’ll have to brush up my skills a bit.

I see the web is buzzing with questions about my work status.

Is he employed???

Is he even employable????

Hmm…..

Shall I tell them?

After all, they’ve got precious little else to talk about.

I’m quite enjoying it actually.You can see me here and write summat on my wall. Still trying to figure out the optimal way to use it. And one complaint; I can never log in, so I have to keep emailing myself and resetting my password.

Oh well…

p.s. my photo does rather look like I have a friendly hobbit next to me. I like it.

Yes. It is true. Another one bites the dust.