I’ll have a tenner on the lame one please. Yes, the one with the hangdog look.

Ok, the sweepstakes have been drawn in our office for tonight’s match.

My name came last out of the hat (well, a glass actually) so I didn’t have much choice at guessing a score; all the realistic ones were taken by the rest of the office so I plumped for 3:0 United after 90 mins.
However, due to some technical finaglings by our Finance Director (who lost out badly last time) coming last for the first part of the sweepstake meant I had first dibs at choosing the goalscorer, so I went for Ronaldo.

So, Ronaldo 3:0 it is.