Jessy and I, like the rest of the EX-students that are still in Manchester, regularly nip into our old Uni, MBS, to use the computers. I especially do this a lot because I’m jobless, the idea being that I can use the Internet to more efficiently find a high-paying job. This is what one of this year’s new students says to us.
I quote almost verbatim
“You guys have finished, right? If I had finished, I wouldn’t be able to come back here. It would be a shame for me to come here”
The sub-text for this quote evidently runs somewhat like this:- “What a bunch of losers you are!”
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jessy
/ 17 November, 2005I don’t really HEAR the sub-text as Naz did! If I did, he would be dead without being able to walk out from K2! 😛
Darkneuro
/ 18 November, 2005… Wait until THAT new student is out. Nevermind the subtext.
Better: Tell them ‘I have no concept of shame.’ Fry his little mind.
Better still: “Well, you DO realize that this is where they … Oh. Wait. You’re first year, right? Nevermind.” and then refuse to answer any more queries. Works especially well if you look even remotely mysterious.
Rachey
/ 18 November, 2005What must people think of a girl who still returns for the first TOP B of the year at Warwick, fully adorned with fairy wings and mortar board then? Shame? Shhh.Am. Me.
Ioannis
/ 20 November, 2005Darkneuro that’s a great idea. I’ll go for it from now on.
Mahesh
/ 21 November, 2005today i was locked out of my university account. I can no longer check my uni email or read the economist online
boudica, baby
/ 21 November, 2005If I didn’t live so far away I would probably be sleeping in Liverpool University library. Bit sad really. Well more than a bit. 😀
xxB