A real head-scratcher

What do I get Shasha for her birthday?? She’s getting on a bit now, the old girl, maybe a stairlift from Stannah? The new Sofia looks real nice and elegant.
She’s bought “The Timewaster Letters” from Fopp, and it really is hilarious. Ioannis was over for Stellas (thanks Ioannis) and Black Bean Beef din-din (thanks Shasha) last night, and we were just roaring with laughter at some of the letters this guy has written to some of the most idiotic and self-important societies throughout Britain. He tells the British Colour Foundation that he invented a new colour “greem” that he says he can’t really describe, but then proceeds to. I’ll get the quote for you tomorrow, an absolute laugh!!
I watched Jet Li’s unleashed, quite moronic story with good action scenes. Hoskins was back as a English gangster, but nothing like his great performance in that lovely film the name of which I can’t remember now so I’ll have to google it. Ahh, “The long Good Friday”. Great!!
Also I hear Mahesh and Ina are set to tie the knot next April, we should get down to Mauritius to help the lucky couple celebrate. Or we should go there anyway!! Haha

—-Later—
Sha has kindly sent me the quote, so you won’t have to wait till tomorrow, you lucky sods!! So here, straight from Robin Cooper’s book, is a description of his new colour greem.

“Greem is like a field of undiluted emotion, cut clean with steel scissors, wielded by a fragrant farmgirl who has just written a ‘Belated Happy Birthday’ card to her dearest nephew.”

Then he went on to say:

“I hope this gives u a clearer picture of what greem looks like, but if you would like to see a sample of my new colour, please write back – enclosing my membership card to your organisation.”

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  1. S

     /  2 June, 2006

    Here is the quote from the bk: “greem is like a field of undiluted emotion, cut clean with steel scissors, wielded by a fragrant farmgirl who has just written a ‘Belated Happy Birthday’ card to her dearest nephew.” Then he went on to say: I hope this gives u a clearer picture of what greem looks like, but if you would like to see a sample of my new colour, please write back – enclosing my membership card to your organisation.

    S: lol~~~

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  2. S

     /  2 June, 2006

    Naz, I thought I know you until I read: “She’s getting on a bit now, the old girl, maybe a stairlift from Stannah?”
    ……….

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  3. Aww, come on Old Girl, no need to be so grumpy.. 😛

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  4. Naz, I hope you realise that you now owe Shasha an incredibly expensive, original, exclusive and did I mention expensive present?! 😛

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  5. get the old timer a zimmer framer

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