Oh help me Jebus!!

Dear e-mail

Unfortuntely, the position of Customer Service Manager has now been
filled internally.

apologise for this.  i will however keep your cv on file to look at in
the future.

Kindest regards,

The XXXXXXXX Team
Manchester

Why would they want to “look at” my c.v. in the future?? Might I have unwittingly produced a work of Modern Art the likes of which you see on telly going for enormous sums of money? 

P.S this is an actual email I received today. I have cut-n-pasted here with no alterations whatsoever.

P.P.S this Stephen Streater guy looks like Ioannis

P.P.P.S which of my dear readers has the 1920 x 1200 screen?

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7 Comments

  1. Are you starting to get the impression that people who work in HR basically need to go back to school?! Aand the guy does look a bit like our Yanni. Only a camp version!

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  2. jessy

     /  22 November, 2006

    I won’t be surprised by the email! Image a 16 years old working in this office and she has to handle your query or send out an email to reponse to

    I can image a 16 years old working in this office and trying to send you a “regret” letter and she doesn’t know what to write! that is what you get!

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  3. jessy

     /  22 November, 2006

    The picture takes too long time to download I think it is too big!
    My screen is just too small to view the whole picture. However from the part that fit into my screen. Yes, the hair style is pretty similar!

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  4. jess

     /  22 November, 2006

    The picture takes too long time to download I think it is too big!
    My screen is just too small to view the whole picture. However from the part that fit into my screen. Yes, the hair style is pretty similar!

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  5. how can someone who looks like ioannis be a “lapsed retiree”?? WTF does that mean????

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  6. tis true he does look somewhat like ioannis… but ioannis is more handsome i think..

    I agree.. HR people are just a bunch of monkeys. They should all be put in a very large big brother house and sectioned off from the rest of society for my personal amusement.

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  7. The cunts, happens to me all the time.

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