Back from Sardegna after a most beautiful trip that was simply the bestest ever! It was heart-breaking to leave the beach. I have a souveneir t-shirt that says “Just do it later” with a man sleeping on the swoosh sign.

Opened my front door at 01:00 today and slept on the sofa. Work started early and looks to finish late today; it’s 18:00 and I’m still here. Knackered!

Later:- And I forgot to mention my “Made in China” glasses came apart at Liverpool airport as we were queueing to check-in, which prompted a whole section of the queue to walk around staring at the floor. So I spent my holidays on topless beaches without being able to see owt! Talk about falling into a barrel of tits and coming up sucking your thumb!