I heard a brilliant ad on Classic FM radio this morning on the way in to work.
Anne Bancroft: Please wait till my husband gets home.
Dustin Hoffman: When is he coming back?
Anne Bancroft: My husband will be back quite late. He should be gone for several hours.
Dustin Hoffman: Oh my god.
Anne Bancroft: Pardon?
Dustin Hoffman: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson, oh no.
Anne Bancroft: What’s wrong?
Dustin Hoffman: Mrs. Robinson, you didn’t – I mean, you didn’t expect –
Anne Bancroft: What?
Dustin Hoffman: I mean, you didn’t really think that I would do something like that.
Anne Bancroft: Like what?
Dustin Hoffman: What do you think?
Anne Bancroft: Well, I don’t know.
Dustin Hoffman: For God’s sake, Mrs. Robinson, here we are, you’ve got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on Classic FM.
Anne Bancroft: So?
Dustin Hoffman: Mrs. Robinson – you are trying to relax me …. Aren’t you?
(Disclaimer: I obviously didn’t remember the radio ad verbatim so I nicked the original film dialogue from Wikiquotes. Equally obviously it wasn’t Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman doing the ad but voice-actors.)