Does a pet dog ever wonder why its owner is scooping up its shit as soon as it’s dropped one?
Does it feel generous on occasion and think to itself “There’s a good human, have this”
Does it think “Well, I slept through that robbery but atleast I can do something useful”
And when the owner is trying to furtively slip away because no-one is looking
Does it ever stop and point to say “Look, you missed a good bit over there”?