“You missed a bit there”

Does a pet dog ever wonder why its owner is scooping up its shit as soon as it’s dropped one?
Does it feel generous on occasion and think to itself “There’s a good human, have this”
Does it think “Well, I slept through that robbery but atleast I can do something useful”
And when the owner is trying to furtively slip away because no-one is looking
Does it ever stop and point to say “Look, you missed a good bit over there”?

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  1. Have you been reading Nagel again Naz? πŸ˜›

    naz responds:- No, I saw a man with a big dog that was happily shitting. Stop trying to intellectualise my posts. πŸ™‚

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