“Football is like fighting a gorilla – you don’t stop when you’re tired, you can only stop when the gorilla is tired.”
Coventry boss Chris Coleman after QPR’s defence makes a monkey of his strikers in their 0-0 draw.
I love reading the Quotes of the Week on BBC’s website. There are some real crackers there.
Here’s a gaffe by a commentator:
“The official has got his hand on Joe Jordan’s backside, but that seems to just be for familiarity.”
Alan Green on 5 Live commentary of the Manchester United v Portsmouth game.