I’ve seen a new form of spam:
“London hit by gas attack. Army on full alert!”
and another with
“Donald Trump kidnapped!”
I consider myself a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to spam, owing partly to the fact that I scan my inbox for particularly lewd/hilarious ones that I skype to my friends (see example below). But I’ve not been aware of such scare tactics being used previously, so let me know if any precedents spring to mind.
Example spam: “Lollipop expansion! You will be striptease star on every corporative party.”
It’s written in the Accusative, “You WILL…..”. Which makes me think, “But I don’t want to strip at EVERY corporative party (I think he means corporate, by the way). Just ’cause I did it a couple of times….”
The Nazmanian Devil 
Rachey
/ 20 June, 2008You mean you’ve not seen the news today about how London is no more?! 🙂
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