As I neck another “red bull”, I feel like a hummingbird. Hummmmmming bird. hum hum hum hum hum. Ming bird. Humming board. Humming bored. hummmmmmmmmmmm. why are there no songs about hummmmming board’s? “Fly, like a hummming bird”.

“The hills are alive with the sound of bullshit”. I cannae go on lad. BTW, I found a CRACKING joke here.

There was a story in today’s Metro about Tesco making a mistake and putting porn on a kid’s phone. But this intrepid reporter read between the lines to bring you this story:-
A 14 year old boy got caught by his mom with porn on his mobile. The video clips especially “were so rude and you could see absolutely everything that was going on”. So atleast the kid knew where to get the proper stuff from, and wasn’t ripped off like I, I mean, my friend was. The boy, in a stroke of genius that, quite frankly, had me applauding, managed to point his greasy finger at Tesco’s and saved his spotty little hide. His mom felt that “a piece of his innocence has been taken away”. I agree the innocence has gone, but I’m betting it was less taken, and more voluntarily offered away.
On another, rather sadder, note: A young girl apparently committed suicide after being influenced by websites that talked about it. Basically that’s what I understood from the headlines, and I’ll be buggered sideways if I’m gonna read it for you lazy bums. Here’s the link. I’ve never seen an ‘Internet suicide site’, is it the Internet committing suicide, or are the visitors virtually dying when they get there (see what I did there?). I’m assuming as long as you make a backup copy you’ll be ok.

I have a new Ubervisor, CW. Met him today along with Mamie. And I must say I was pretty impressed. Very straightforward and relaxed guy, he managed to logically plan out a strategy for us to work by. Have to do a lot of work for the next meeting on Wednesday, but I get the feeling things are going to be alright. “Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it’s all right”

Is Heaton Park the biggest park in Europe?? Someone claimed that, and I immediately countered with “What about Brandenburg Park?” As if I know where the Dilbert that park is, but I had to say something. Gotta go google it now. Ok, Heaton’s one of the biggest municipal parks in Europe. 640 acres, 25% of the green space of Manchester. Also found out that Brandenburg Park is actually a business park in Berlin, so I was obviously just BS-ing. People who know me will find that very unusual.

Today e-bay is celebrating its 10th birthday! And I’m still an e-bay virgin. I think I need to be broken in. Apparently there are over a 1/4 of a million things been bought every day in the UK alone. On a separate note, I can’t seem to be able to connect my phone to my computer, even after installing the drives 3 times. And Tinks’ phone works fine with my comp. So I guess all my dreams of being called by people to the ringtone of Rush will have to wait. Can’t even swap photos 😦 Where is IT Support when you need it most???