Have been too busy partaying to keep up this blog. It has become a huge drag on my resources; a millstone around my neck. I feel I am no longer able to satisfy my demanding public, hence I wish to tender my resignation from this public office of great honour conferred upon me by you, my people. I have no desire to continue this blog seeing as I cannot give you my utmost attention and love. I’m sorry, but this blog will be no more. Adios, my friends, and it was good while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end.
Nah, that was just a cry for attention! Where’s all the comments? Nobody seems to even notice/mourn my absence!