And the Best-use-of-“flipping” award goes to…

The Economist has been pondering the likelihood of the bosses of the big, failed banks going to jail.

They say that U.S government prosecuters have so far been looking only at the lower-level irresponsible lending.

“But that will probably change, as prosecutors deploy “flipping” tactics honed during racketeering trials, in which lower level employees receive leniency in return for testifying against their bosses.”

Also check out History’s Best Three Graphs, I’ll give you a teaser for each of the three winners:

1. In 1858 she became the first female fellow of the Statistical Society of London (now Royal Statistical Society).

2. In 1871, his obituarist spoke of him: “For the dry and complicated columns of statistical data, of which the analysis and the discussion always require a great sustained mental effort, he had substituted images mathematically proportioned, that the first glance takes in and knows without fatigue, and which manifest immediately the natural consequences or the comparisons unforeseen.” The chart shown here is singled out for special mention: it “inspires bitter reflections on the cost to humanity of the madnesses of conquerors and the merciless thirst of military glory”.

3. His most famous chart shows the “weekly wages of a good mechanic” and the “price of a quarter of wheat”, with the reigns of monarchs displayed along the top.

Sci-Fi before bed

I have a huge “best of sci-fi” compendium out from the library which is my bed-time reading.

Last night, after dropping of midway through a story of alternate history, I had the dreams of a delusional puppy on acid.

We were in this agrarian world where some predatory big cats had broken loose from their enclosure and were chasing poeple through the fields so we had to climb up to the edge of the world and roll over a chasm where we joined a virtual reality. Each move had to be completed after replying to a Questioner’s riddles. Although we were playing along with the game, it was more a matter of being alive inside a virtual reality game where someone else thought they were controlling events and using those events to escape.

The RPG graphics were vividly real!

I shall have some extra strong cheese tonight, settle with the book and see what happens…

Electronic Beer Goggles

Everyone knows the horror of sending drunken messages to people whom you shouldn’t…

Google’s Gmail is introducing Mail Goggles which, once activated, will stop you from sending inappropriate e-mails whilst drunk that you’ll later regret.

“How? How?” you ask.

According to the Gmail blog, it simply asks you a number of maths questions that you have to answer before being able to send the e-mail. It is automatically activated on weekend nights.

Not so good for the Morning Lushes then. Nor for people like me who work late nights even on weekends.. Hahaha!! Haha!!*

(*wipes a tear)

What’s my vote worth in dollars?

The Economist has invited its readers around the world to vote for McCain or Obama. I expected that Economist readers from around the world who had not been exposed (or had been less exposed) to the circus show that is American politics would lean slightly towards Obama.

They do lean towards Obama, currently at 7991 votes for Obama to 12 votes for McCain.

What do we know that Americans don’t? Or vice-versa?

Sarkozy you lucky B@$&£!)

I saw the French President’s wife model / chanteuse Carla Bruni on Jools Holland’s Later Live yesterday.

Yes I would!!

She sang me a song in French, ‘Tu Es Ma Came’. Apparently there were nearly 1 million other viewers as well.

Metallica were also there, although I wasn’t impressed by their song which seemed to be a chop-up-and-blend of every Metallica song over the past 20 years. Was good to see Lars Ulrich though, with his trademark Ahead LU black and white-tipped drumsticks. I bought Yas a pair 6-7 years ago for £25, and it still costs the same.

Das Leben der Anderen

Or ‘The Lives of Others’

A German movie about living in East Germany before the Wall came down.

The Stasi is all-pervading, and people watch what they are saying. A writer and his actress girlfriend (“Künstler” or “artists”) are put under surveillance under the supervision of a Stasi officer, who while eavesdropping slowly gets involved and starts to question the system he serves.

The film twists and turns, especially toward the end, but rather than an outlandish plot it’s the depth of character portrayal that really grabs the viewer, with a brilliant mood setting for pre-1989 DDR. Much darker than another great recent German movie set in the same time and place, Goodbye Lenin.

Top notch film, captivating and essential viewing.

Goals of incarceration

The blog OnFiction describing Hamlet being performed in a high-security prison. One line struck me:-

“One also cannot help but ponder the potential for human transformation in general, and the competing goals of incarceration: to both rehabilitate and to punish”.

Competing goals of incarceration.

1. A phrase that explains exactly why different prisons end up taking different approaches. In some societies it is primarily a tool of punishment and in other a chance for rehabilitation.

What is ‘incarceration’ to you?

2. Can you imagine prisons working so well that an individual might prefer committing a crime and, say, learn a skill in there while being fed than take the alternatives society provides him? Could such a model prison work when society around it is operating at a worse level (I suppose there could be micro-climates that are operating at lower levels than society taken as an enitirety).

Is this already happening?

It’s a Copout!!

In the spirit of the last post I wrote on our company go-karting trip, let me add another few keywords to describe our outing to Mottram Hall for It’s a Knockout on Wednesday!! It was a great day out, and people who were there will know exactly who/what I’m talking about when I mention…

Whining: this is how most teams expected to win.

Ineptitude: most people displayed it, one person really enjoyed it.

Defeat: medals only went to one team. We came fourth.

Give up: the tug-of-war immediately springs to mind.

Disloyalty: I had to wear a giant costume for the team’s enjoyment.

Teamwork: the perennial buzzword.

Manbat

This is a tale of a world-changing event that took place not long ago.

Mild-mannered bat Kevin lost his parents to a tragic cave python-related incident outside the opera when he was young. He used to get bullied by all the other bats in his cave. Predation was rife; everyone lived in fear of the cave pythons and those ugly centipede thingies. Kevin left his cave to see the wider cave out there.

One day on his travels Kevin went to a concert where he got bitten by a man called Ozzy Ozbourne. Unfortunately Ozzy was no ordinary human being, but the toxic and radioactive Prince of Darkness. This bite led to Kevin developing strange human powers, like the ability to doodle while on the phone and the ability to vote.

Also he used the technology of hemp fibres to weave himself a protective exoskeleton so he was immune to cave pythons.

He now lives his life in the cave fighting the societal ills of cramped conditions and constant all-pervading smell of methane from the guana.

Note: some details have been changed to preserve the identity of “Kevin”

Next week: Maniron

DVDs Of Olympics Somehow Available On Sidewalk Already

Thanks to The Onion for this!

DVDs Of Olympics Somehow Available On Sidewalk Already

August 7, 2008 | | Onion Sports

Also: Hurdler Overcomes Many Hurdles To Win Hurdle Race

BEIJING—Several hours before the opening ceremony Thursday, ambitious Chinese street vendors obtained bootleg copies of the complete 2008 Beijing Olympics coverage, pressed DVD copies of the footage, and sold DVDs for five to seven dollars apiece from blankets spread out on the sidewalk. “I was really surprised that I was able to get a hold of this so early, especially with all the reports that the Chinese were going to prevent the results from being leaked,” said San Francisco resident Todd Saunders. “The footage was pretty grainy and you could tell they just shot it off of a screen with a camcorder, but for the price I thought it was worth it.” Although Saunders said he was surprised to find himself tearing up while watching the closing ceremony, he admitted that the performance dedicated to the athletes tragically lost to Turkish terrorism on days three through five was quite touching.